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Welcome to Teacher Talk!
(Transcript by Alissa)
(Intro)
-You need pee therapy Abe
-I know, anyway, Gosh damn it!
-Yes it’s not a podcast about toilets… or peeing… no
(Music)
-Welcome to teacher talk!
-I’m host No.1 Abe from GoGoAbeKaiwa
-and I’m host also No.1 Ben from Australia.
-Ben has been heard many times on GoGoAbeKaiwa. His nickname is DJ Ben Key
-Toilet flush
-“Benki” is Japanese for toilet
-Yes that’s right.
-But I don’t spend a lot of time on toilets, and my music is not connected to toilets
-well actually it is.
-Really?
-Because sometimes you put the sound of a toilet flushing at the end of the song
-That’s because you gave me the nickname Ben Key so I started to put the toilet flush into the songs
-You’re welcome!
-Yeah thanks
-What a great idea
-Thank you for degrading my art.
-Anyway welcome to teacher talk!
-Let’s go!
-Alright! so in this podcast, Ben Key and I…
-Just Ben is fine.
-…are going to have natural conversations but we are going to make an effort
-we are going to try to speak a little bit slowly, and to explain some of the expressions that we use.
-We are trying to have a natural conversation, but just at a slightly lower speed, and you listeners, hopefully, enjoy it!
-Episode 1 is a little bit serious, it’s not as silly and crazy as the other episodes
-That was kind of an introduction episode.
-Yes exactly. I felt like we had to introduce ourselves to the listeners
-Important
-We didn’t get too crazy
-No we kept it serious and hopefully you can find out more about me. The listeners know about you, some of our listeners will know Abe from his great GoGo podcast
-It’s time to get to know the master of a toilet the genius musical mind DJ Ben Keyyyy
-Thank you thank you
-More! More pee!!!
-You want more? …I can’t pee if people are watching
-Does that happen to you sometimes?
-yes
-if you’re in a public bathroom
-Toilet anxiety
-Pee anxiety
-yeah “Panxiety”
-That happens to me if I’m trying to go to the bathroom (right) and suddenly someone comes into the bathroom
-You know those old men who come and they cough and spit and they look at you, It’s disgusting
-They look at you and they nod they look into your eyes
-and you’re like Ahhhh how am I supposed to pee now?
-yeah so you know my trick,
-What’s your trick?
-I imagine… I close my eyes and I imagine I’ve been drinking and I’m peeing somewhere in a public place like down next to a fence or next to a train line… because that’s a good time to pee. That’s when you don’t care, you know?
-A public place?
-Yeah
-Are you saying it’s easier for you to pee in a public place?
-Yes when I’m drunk.
-than it is in a toilet?
-yeah ah no… Yes! if it’s a secret place… you know like a cat. Cats always pee in privacy. So I’m like a cat, I like to pee behind a tree, away from… (in the bushes) in the bushes, you know?
-I’m fine if I go into a public bathroom and there’s someone already there
-so you’re like the new guy
-if I’m the new peeer, then I can pee no problem
-I see
-But if I’m getting ready to pee and suddenly someone comes behind me…
-yeah
-that kind of freaks me out and suddenly I can’t pee anymore.
-Okay
-It only happens if I haven’t started yet.
-I see
-Once I start, no problem.
-Nothing can stop you.
-If I’m about to pee, “Zip Here I go!” and then suddenly this guy comes, I’m like…
-Hey you like to pee too hey? Me too! What you doing down there??
-I’m trying!! God Damn it!!
-but the person who comes in they always pee so easily..they are like “look at me!” they have no problems and that makes it worse
-That’s me
-That’s you?
-That’s me
-Oh okay
-If I’m the second person…
-I see, you’re the guy who comes in and makes me uncomfortable
-exactly!
-You are the guy that you hate. It’s a loop
-I hate myself
-You need pee therapy Abe
-I know… anyway…
-gosh… damn it…
-yes it’s not a podcast about toilets
-or peeing
-No, we like to joke around and we have fun together but
we are teachers, and we hope that you guys can get some educational value
from this podcast by listening to a couple of…
-native English speakers, and long time English teachers
-Yes, so we recorded about 10 episodes or more
-right
-so we’re going to release them quite quickly, within about a month
-we’re going to release around 10episodes, and we also recorded mini series that focuses on raising children
-The Daddy diaries
-That’s the name?
-That’s the name!
-Alright the dirty daddy diaries
-yeah so we thought it would be interesting to talk about raising children as a foreigner in Japan and do a little English podcast about it.
-yeah it’s been fun to speak about it.
-and it is an interesting situation… and I don’t feel like I’m a dad, but I am a dad.
-so you are a very unique father
-yeah I guess so.
-You’re great father
-Thank you
-You are the best!
-You don’t see the bad times
-no I’ve met your kids many times and they’re very sweet
-They are. They are too sweet little puddings
-They are
-You stay away from my children
-Anyway welcome to teacher talk!
-Here we go! Maybe you’re walking, maybe you’re exercising, maybe you’re going to sleep. It’s always a good time to refresh your English and improve.
-Also the dirty daddy diaries
-I think just the daddy diaries
-No dirty?
-no dirty
-okay the triple D
-double D
-The daddy diaries were actually recorded a long time ago
that was one of the first things that we recorded.
-yes and we made a few songs to go along with them which will be released somewhere at sometime in the near future.
-That’s right!
-That was fun and the songs tie, they’re connected to the theme or the topic that we’re talking about in the episode
-That’s right!
-So I hope you enjoy this new podcast Teacher Talk!!
-Let’s gooooooooooooo